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    kids witnessing childbirth

    Due to a severe storm a police officer was the only one who responded to an impending childbirth call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Mom pushed and pushed and after a little while, Conner was born. The officer lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Conner began to cry.

    The officer then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!"
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    Awww! That's funny.
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    very funny...
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