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03-17-07, 05:43 AM #1
kids witnessing childbirth
Due to a severe storm a police officer was the only one who responded to an impending childbirth call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Mom pushed and pushed and after a little while, Conner was born. The officer lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Conner began to cry.
The officer then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!""Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible actions." ~ George Washington.
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03-17-07, 07:50 AM #2
Awww! That's funny."In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
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03-17-07, 08:07 PM #3
very funny...A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
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03-19-07, 02:30 AM #4
Hahahaha!Calm Like A Bomb...
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