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03-17-07, 12:11 PM #1
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death
Disclaimer: apology upfront if this is a repost...blame it on my blondeness
03-17-07, 02:04 PM #2
Which does Mav have?To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!
03-17-07, 02:12 PM #3
There are some men who have both, my dear...
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
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03-17-07, 02:19 PM #4
yes there are some men that have both...then there are some men that enjoy having their guts inside and there balls where they belong. and would come home saying "Baby before you hit me let me explain." and spend the next few weeks doing all the work around the house that she has been yelling at you to do. Then again maybe its just my wife that is violent. (never should have taught her how to shoot.)
03-17-07, 04:48 PM #5
whats it called when the guy either A) doesnt come home at all, or B) comes home smelling of perfume, with lipstick on his collar, AND the girl who was wearing the lipstick on his arm and tells the wife she gets the couch that night?500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.
03-17-07, 07:04 PM #6
03-17-07, 11:09 PM #7
My wife is an expert shot with a 1911A1, of which there are two in the house and a c Glock 22 and a moss 590, self-preservation does become a factor at some point.
We are the thin blue line
and all the money in the world.
And no you can't have any.
03-17-07, 11:22 PM #8Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
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03-18-07, 08:35 PM #9
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