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    Friday funny

    An elderly couple, Sam and Esther live in Texas . Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.

    He walks into the house and says to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'
    Esther looks him over, 'Nope.'


    Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
    Again, he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

    Esther looks up and says,
    'Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.'

    Furious, Sam yells,
    'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, Esther?'

    'Nope,' she replies.

    'IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!'

    To which Esther replies... 'Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. Shoulda bought a hat.'

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