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    Password Problems!

    A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now have to enter a password, something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.

    The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in....



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    His wife fell off her chair laughing
    when the computer replied:

    ·PASSWORD REJECTED - NOT LONG ENOUGH


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    I get the "Password Too Long to Fit In Pants" error message. ANyone else getting that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TXCharlie again."
    I got him for ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    I get the "Password Too Long to Fit In Pants" error message. ANyone else getting that?
    Banana hammocks do not count as pants Tex
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    Haha - Thanks for the Rep 213th, but that won't get you a peek

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    Maybe it'll get you one

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    Haha - Thanks for the Rep 213th, but that won't get you a peek
    And what do I have to do for a peek?
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    Quote Originally Posted by carolina View Post

    His wife fell off her chair laughing
    when the computer replied:

    ·PASSWORD REJECTED - NOT LONG ENOUGH[/CENTER]
    I told my wife not to put this on the internet. Everyone was gonna know it was me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    I told my wife not to put this on the internet. Everyone was gonna know it was me!


    Awwww! lew....Do you need a shoulder to cry on now?
    "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."

    "Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."


    "Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."

 

 

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