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    I like mine slick

    http://www.amazon.com/Remington-BHT2.../dp/B000EIL3N6

    Still LMAO at this one ... Read the second product review ...


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    That's pretty funny.




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    Don't think I've ever seen anyone refer to his 'junk' and 'the boys' in an amazon review before.
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    Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen an Amazon review like that either.

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    I have a trimmer that I use pretty much the same way... And like the reviewer, I prefer a wet razor for the "meat and 2 veg". A Remington Platinum The shaver is half arsed, but the trimmers are nice and work Everywhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Don't think I've ever seen anyone refer to his 'junk' and 'the boys' in an amazon review before.
    What's amazing, is it was posted in June 2006, and it's still there!!!!

    And I'm sorry, I have to say this......all I can think of is getting whisker burn doing something that should not give you whisker burn!!!

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    No... the hairs are still the soft hairs and are not dense enough to cause whisker burn.... Trust me... I get No complaints. Just think... no hair in your mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CelticCop View Post
    No... the hairs are still the soft hairs and are not dense enough to cause whisker burn.... Trust me... I get No complaints. Just think... no hair in your mouth.
    I guess I'll take your word on that.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    I guess I'll take your word on that.....
    PDawg... Nothing to be embarrased about... I'm an admitted Perv... So, if I say something that makes you uncomfortable... Sorry.

    I'm one of thos weirdos that sees body hair as an annoyaynce. I will shave, trim, pluck tweeze and wax until I'm happy with myself and my partner.
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    Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
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    I take delight in the juice of the barley,
    and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...


    "You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of..." Cmdre. Norrington "Ah, but you have heard of me." Capt. Jack Sparrow

    Warning my statements do not reflect the policies, procedures or views of my agency. As a matter of fact, they think I'm just as nuts as you do, so shove it and blow it out of your fart tube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CelticCop View Post
    PDawg... Nothing to be embarrased about... I'm an admitted Perv... So, if I say something that makes you uncomfortable... Sorry.

    I'm one of thos weirdos that sees body hair as an annoyaynce. I will shave, trim, pluck tweeze and wax until I'm happy with myself and my partner.
    Naw...I wasn't embarrassed....
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    Sure PDawg... Whatever you say...

    I think it was the whole lack of hair in the mouth statement that kinda threw ya...

    If ya ask around (discretely of course) you're likely to find that males shaving their naughty bits is not really uncommon. And it's for many of the same reasons that you ladies do it. #1 being that it makes their partner happier... followed closely by increased/heightened sensation...
    "Where's your towel Arthur?" -Ford Prefect

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    Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
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    I take delight in the juice of the barley,
    and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...


    "You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of..." Cmdre. Norrington "Ah, but you have heard of me." Capt. Jack Sparrow

    Warning my statements do not reflect the policies, procedures or views of my agency. As a matter of fact, they think I'm just as nuts as you do, so shove it and blow it out of your fart tube.

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    Well, I'm a heterosexual male, so I only shave my face.
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    Well Rhino, I'm as hetero as you, but I shave my balls too... Trust me on this, chicks dig it. Makes things a bit more sensitive too. But, if you're not into it, you're not into it. Everyone has their own schtick. Just don't be one in the mud ya hairy bastard.
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    Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
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    Warning my statements do not reflect the policies, procedures or views of my agency. As a matter of fact, they think I'm just as nuts as you do, so shove it and blow it out of your fart tube.

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    Mercy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CelticCop View Post
    Sure PDawg... Whatever you say...

    I think it was the whole lack of hair in the mouth statement that kinda threw ya...
    No, it's just that I was tempted to say something, then lost my nerve - you....you....you whippersnapper! It was a mental picture of a kilt, a full moon, and shiny orbs.

    I've known men and women who've shaved their "bits" since before you hit puberty toots. I just prefer au natural myself.
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    awww who doesn't like a little dental floss now and then?


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    I shave the boys also, nothing wrong with it. Its actually quite a bit more comfortable without the jungle down there. Plus, the wifey kinda makes me lol.

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    LMAO.. the wifey huh?
    that is funny

    I prefer that area cleaned up but the hair is attractive....

    as far as i am concerned?
    the razor is my best shower mate LOL
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

 

 
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