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    Talking The Science of Attraction

    UCLA STUDY (very interesting and short)

    A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

    For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

    However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.


    No further studies are expected.
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    Hahaha, I love it! So true!
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    omg i spit up my juice! LOLOLOLOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    HAHAHAHAHHAAHH
    omg i spit up my juice! LOLOLOLOL
    yeah, but you know it is true.
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    pokes you with a skewer.....

    mmmmm... hey girls are the coals hot yet?

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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Thats just wrong
    Last edited by k-9max; 03-29-07 at 01:31 AM.
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

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