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    Victor N TN Guest

    Kids Write About The Sea


    1) This is a picture of an octopus.
    It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

    2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.
    (James age 6)

    3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an
    Island. If you don't have sea all round
    you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)

    4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big
    teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's
    not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

    5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on
    the top of its head. (Billy age 8)

    6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots,
    and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)

    7) When ships had sails, they used to use the
    trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes,
    when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would
    whistle to make the wind come. My brother
    said they would have been better off eating
    beans. (William age 7)

    8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I
    like their shiny tails. And how on earth do
    mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6)

    9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby
    brother is always screaming and being sick,
    my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big
    sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think
    what to write. (Amy age 6)

    10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.
    Electric eels can give you a shock. They have
    to live in caves under the sea where I think
    they have to plug themselves into chargers.
    (Christopher age 7)

    11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very
    cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

    12) Divers have to be safe when they go under
    the water. Two divers can't go down alone,
    so they have to go down on each other.
    (Becky age 8)

    13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She
    fell off when she was going very fast. She
    says she won't do it again because water
    fired right up her fat ass. (Jule age 7)

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    Victor N TN Guest


    Like Art Linkletter used to say. "Kids say the darnedest things."



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