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03-29-07, 09:52 PM #1
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Pillow Talk
Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But he stops.*
She: "Why did you stop?"
He: "I found the remote."
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03-30-07, 12:54 AM #2
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The last thing my hubby is looking for in bed is the remote!! That was funny though!!! LOL
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03-30-07, 12:55 AM #3
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nice!
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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03-30-07, 01:28 AM #4
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You have someone that is in bed when you are??????
Oh wait, you're married and work days.... Nevermind."Where's your towel Arthur?" -Ford Prefect
"You! On your knees!" -Green Jello
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
and some take delight in the hurley and the bowlin',
I take delight in the juice of the barley,
and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...
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Warning my statements do not reflect the policies, procedures or views of my agency. As a matter of fact, they think I'm just as nuts as you do, so shove it and blow it out of your fart tube.
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03-30-07, 03:14 AM #5
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