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03-29-07, 09:52 PM #1
Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But he stops.*
She: "Why did you stop?"
He: "I found the remote."
03-30-07, 12:54 AM #2Rookie
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The last thing my hubby is looking for in bed is the remote!! That was funny though!!! LOL
03-30-07, 12:55 AM #3
nice!YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
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03-30-07, 01:28 AM #4
You have someone that is in bed when you are??????
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03-30-07, 03:14 AM #5
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