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    Pillow Talk

    Husband and wife in bed together.

    She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
    She: "Oh, that feels good."

    His hand moves to her breast.
    She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."

    His hand moves to her leg.
    She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."

    But he stops.*

    She: "Why did you stop?"









    He: "I found the remote."

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    The last thing my hubby is looking for in bed is the remote!! That was funny though!!! LOL

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    You have someone that is in bed when you are??????

    Oh wait, you're married and work days.... Nevermind.
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