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    George Carlin for Pres.

    George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline, Bush wants us to cut
    the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to
    deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people
    using our gas. The price of gas would come down.

    Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch
    an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and
    some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America
    then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while
    he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become
    a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to
    be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
    immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the
    aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve,
    ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem
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    Now there is a good idea!!!! But why stop there??? Why not add in some of the Liberals who want an end to the war? Send them over to serve also, once done if they want to bithc, now they have something to bitch about.
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    Not another George!

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    Better than another Jenna.

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    Snopes says: False

    I honestly don't know why so many people attribute so many conservative-slanted quotes and ideas to George Carlin. Anyone who has seen any of his routines or read any of his books/articles knows he is very, very liberal. So liberal, in fact, Jenna would probably vote of him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhino View Post
    Snopes says: False

    I honestly don't know why so many people attribute so many conservative-slanted quotes and ideas to George Carlin. Anyone who has seen any of his routines or read any of his books/articles knows he is very, very liberal. So liberal, in fact, Jenna would probably vote of him.
    Because he's also cranky....which must be a conservative trait???

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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    Because he's also cranky....which must be a conservative trait???

    **ducks and runs for cover**


    No argument here. When you work for a living and don't think the government should provide everything for you, you tend to become surly. Life probably does appear more cheerful when your milking the government teat.
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