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04-01-07, 07:17 PM #1
George Carlin for Pres.
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline, Bush wants us to cut
the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to
deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people
using our gas. The price of gas would come down.
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch
an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and
some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America
then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while
he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become
a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to
be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the
aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve,
ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem
04-01-07, 07:27 PM #2
Now there is a good idea!!!! But why stop there??? Why not add in some of the Liberals who want an end to the war? Send them over to serve also, once done if they want to bithc, now they have something to bitch about."An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
"Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it."
" I believe that forgiving them (Terrorist) is God's function. OUR job is to arrange the meeting."
General Norman Schwartzkopf
Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
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04-01-07, 09:17 PM #3
We are the thin blue line
and all the money in the world.
And no you can't have any.
04-01-07, 09:40 PM #4
If I click my heels three times will this happen?
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
Found blackberry riots and
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
04-01-07, 09:49 PM #5
Not another George!
04-01-07, 11:02 PM #6Banned
- Join Date
- Rep Power
Better than another Jenna.
04-02-07, 12:30 AM #7
Snopes says: False
I honestly don't know why so many people attribute so many conservative-slanted quotes and ideas to George Carlin. Anyone who has seen any of his routines or read any of his books/articles knows he is very, very liberal. So liberal, in fact, Jenna would probably vote of him."If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
04-02-07, 01:30 AM #8Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
04-02-07, 02:42 AM #9"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
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