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04-02-07, 10:28 AM #1
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The Smartest Woman In American History
An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but
only 4 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
player. The Lakers need me, and I can't afford to die" So he took the 1st pack
and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former
U.S. President; a NY State Senator; and a potential future president.
I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people
don't want me to die." She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the
plane.
The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said, "I am a US Senator, the Democratic
Party needs me and my liver still has some good years left." So he
grabbed the pack next to him and jumped
The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year
old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left,
and as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay Reverend Graham. There's a parachute left
for you. America's smartest woman took my school bag."*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."
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04-03-07, 12:41 AM #2
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Originally Posted by Cidp24
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04-03-07, 12:43 AM #3
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Lol - Destined to become a political classic!!!
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04-03-07, 12:44 AM #4
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Cidp24 again.
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