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    An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but
    only 4 parachutes.

    The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
    player. The Lakers need me, and I can't afford to die" So he took the 1st pack
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    The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former
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    I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people
    don't want me to die." She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the
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    The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said, "I am a US Senator, the Democratic
    Party needs me and my liver still has some good years left." So he
    grabbed the pack next to him and jumped

    The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year
    old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left,
    and as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
    parachute."

    The girl said, "That's okay Reverend Graham. There's a parachute left
    for you. America's smartest woman took my school bag."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but
    only 4 parachutes.

    The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
    player. The Lakers need me, and I can't afford to die" So he took the 1st pack
    and left the plane.

    The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former
    U.S. President; a NY State Senator; and a potential future president.
    I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people
    don't want me to die." She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the
    plane.

    The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said, "I am a US Senator, the Democratic
    Party needs me and my liver still has some good years left." So he
    grabbed the pack next to him and jumped

    The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year
    old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left,
    and as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
    parachute."

    The girl said, "That's okay Reverend Graham. There's a parachute left
    for you. America's smartest woman took my school bag."

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