Welcome to the APBWeb.
Results 1 to 2 of 2

Thread: Work vs Prison

  1. #1
    Big Al's Avatar
    Big Al is offline There is no place like home....
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    05-09-06
    Location
    over here
    Posts
    2,473
    Rep Power
    1632687

    Work vs Prison

    Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

    Prison: you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
    Work: you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

    Prison :you get three meals a day fully paid for
    Work : you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

    Prison: you get time off for good behavior
    Work: you get more work for good behavior

    Prison: the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
    Work: you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

    Prison: [/B]you can watch TV and play games
    Work: you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

    Prison: you get your own toilet
    Work: you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

    Prison: they allow your family and friends to visit
    Work: you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

    Prison: all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
    Work:you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

    Prison: you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
    Work:you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

    Prison: you must deal with sadistic wardens
    Work: they are called managers

    THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
    To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!

  2. #2
    BEB
    BEB is offline Banned
    Join Date
    11-27-06
    Posts
    1,838
    Rep Power
    0
    Funny and terribly sad at the same time!

    Luckily this is what passes for a prank at work.


    Whereas things are a little different in prison.

 

 

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Prison manager hangs out with all the boys
    By dla4079 in forum In the News
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 05-17-07, 08:29 PM
  2. Who's at Work?
    By Willowdared in forum Shenanigans
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 04-12-07, 08:17 AM
  3. Spanish Prison Offers Family Cells
    By BEB in forum In the News
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 02-11-07, 06:22 PM
  4. Replies: 1
    Last Post: 01-18-06, 02:45 AM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •