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    Work vs Prison

    Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

    Prison: you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
    Work: you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

    Prison :you get three meals a day fully paid for
    Work : you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

    Prison: you get time off for good behavior
    Work: you get more work for good behavior

    Prison: the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
    Work: you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

    Prison: [/B]you can watch TV and play games
    Work: you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

    Prison: you get your own toilet
    Work: you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

    Prison: they allow your family and friends to visit
    Work: you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

    Prison: all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
    Work:you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

    Prison: you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
    Work:you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

    Prison: you must deal with sadistic wardens
    Work: they are called managers

    To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!

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    Funny and terribly sad at the same time!

    Luckily this is what passes for a prank at work.

    Whereas things are a little different in prison.



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