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Thread: Work vs Prison
04-04-07, 06:32 PM #1
Work vs Prison
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
Prison: you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
Work: you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
Prison :you get three meals a day fully paid for
Work : you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
Prison: you get time off for good behavior
Work: you get more work for good behavior
Prison: the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
Work: you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
Prison: [/B]you can watch TV and play games
Work: you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
Prison: you get your own toilet
Work: you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
Prison: they allow your family and friends to visit
Work: you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
Prison: all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
Work:you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
Prison: you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
Work:you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
Prison: you must deal with sadistic wardens
Work: they are called managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!
04-04-07, 08:00 PM #2Banned
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Funny and terribly sad at the same time!
Luckily this is what passes for a prank at work.
Whereas things are a little different in prison.
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