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    I am Lumpy Monkey Fanny

    Need to spice up your life a bit....try Changing your name with......THE
    NAME CHANGE-O-CHART 2000

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    Second Chart: Use the first letter of your last name to determine the
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    Third Chart: Use the last letter of your last name to determine the
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    A-Head B-Mouth C-Face D-Nose E-Tush F-Breath G-Pants H-Shorts I-Lips
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    Pinky Waffle Chunks, lol
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    Flunky rhino chunks...EWW That sounds kinda sick! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by foxxymomma50 View Post
    Flunky rhino chunks...EWW That sounds kinda sick! LOL
    Especially to Rhino, no doubt.




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    No, I've never sniffed Buttercup's toilet, but I'm sure it would be fresh and clean-smelling lol

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    Buttercup Toilet Hiney.......and don't you forget it either!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDawg3533 View Post
    Buttercup Toilet Hiney.......and don't you forget it either!!!
    Sounds like we share a common interest

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    Sounds like we share a common interest







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    stinky stinker head.....
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    Bogger Gizzard-Fanny

    Me thinks you have entirely too much free time.

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    Booger Liver Chunks....eww
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    Pinkey Burger Pants............ Sounds interesting and a little fun!
    Any day above ground is a fine day indeed!

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    Falafel Waffle Chunks..
    That sounds like upchuck to me!!

 

 
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