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04-08-07, 08:39 PM #1
I am Lumpy Monkey Fanny
Need to spice up your life a bit....try Changing your name with......THE
NAME CHANGE-O-CHART 2000
First Chart: Use the first letter of your first name to determine your
NEW first name:
A-Stinky B-Lumpy C-Buttercup D-Gidget E-Crusty F-Greasy G-Fluffy
H-Cheeseball I-Chim-Chim J-Poopsie K-Flunky L-Bogger M-Pinky
N-Zippy O-Goober P-Doofus Q-Slimy R-Loopy S-Snotty T-Falafel
U-Dorky V-SqueezitW-Oprah X-SkipperY-Dinky Z-Zsa-Zsa
Second Chart: Use the first letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your NEW last name:
A-Diaper B-Toilet C-Giggle D-Bubble E-Girdle F-Barf G-Lizard H-Waffle
I-Cootie J-Monkey K-Potty L-Liver M-Banana N-Rhino O-Burger
P-Hamster Q-Toad R-Gizzard S-Pizza T-Gerbil U-Chicken V-Pickle
W-Chuckle X-Tofu Y-Gorilla Z-Stinker
Third Chart: Use the last letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your NEW last name:
A-Head B-Mouth C-Face D-Nose E-Tush F-Breath G-Pants H-Shorts I-Lips
J-Honker K-Butt L-Brain M-Tushie N-Chunks O-Hiney P-Biscuits Q-Toes
R-Buns S-Fanny T-Sniffer U-Sprinkles V-Kisser W-Squirt X-Humperdink
04-08-07, 08:50 PM #2
Falafel Lizard BrainsBlessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. -- Psalm 144:1
04-08-07, 08:52 PM #3
Falafel Toilet Sniffer."Sometimes people need a little help. Sometimes people need to be forgiven. And sometimes they need to go to jail."
04-08-07, 09:00 PM #4
Doofus Giggle Butt, or you can call me by my nickname - Falafel Giggle Butt.
04-08-07, 09:02 PM #5
Pinky Waffle Chunks, lolYEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
04-08-07, 09:14 PM #6
Flunky rhino chunks...EWW That sounds kinda sick! LOL"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."
04-08-07, 09:18 PM #7
04-08-07, 10:48 PM #8
Pinky Pizza Shorts"I'm not a coward,
I've just never been tested
I'd like to think that if I was,
I would pass"
~Mighty Mighty Bosstones~
04-08-07, 11:37 PM #9
Buttercup Toilet Sniffer
No, I've never sniffed Buttercup's toilet, but I'm sure it would be fresh and clean-smelling lol
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination.
04-08-07, 11:59 PM #10Rookie
- Join Date
- Rep Power
Bogger Lizard Brains
04-09-07, 07:54 AM #11
loopy potty mouth
04-09-07, 08:07 AM #12
Buttercup Toilet Hiney.......and don't you forget it either!!!"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
"Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it."
" I believe that forgiving them (Terrorist) is God's function. OUR job is to arrange the meeting."
General Norman Schwartzkopf
Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
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04-09-07, 10:09 AM #13
04-09-07, 10:29 AM #14
04-09-07, 10:40 AM #15
stinky stinker head....." The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "
Michael P. Gordon E.O.W 08 Aug 2004
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04-09-07, 10:56 AM #16
Me thinks you have entirely too much free time.
04-09-07, 11:14 AM #17
Poopsie WaffleBrain"Go Your Way; Behold, I Send You Out As Lambs Among The Wolves." Lk 10:3
04-09-07, 11:19 AM #18
Booger Liver Chunks....ewwWhat I say is my opinion, not my employers or that of my academic institution.
04-09-07, 11:30 AM #19
Pinkey Burger Pants............ Sounds interesting and a little fun!Any day above ground is a fine day indeed!
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE PIGEON, SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE STATUE
04-09-07, 12:55 PM #20
Falafel Waffle Chunks..
That sounds like upchuck to me!!
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