>>> The South's Gonna Rise again!
>>>
>>> Tennessee
>>>
>>> The owner of a golf course was confused about paying
>>> an invoice, so he
>>> decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical
>>> help. He called her
>>> into his office and said, "You graduated from the
>>> University of
>>> Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give
>>> you $20,000, minus
>>> 14%, how much would you take off?"
>>>
>>> The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,
>>> "Everything but my
>>> earrings."
>>>
>>&gt ; Alabama
>>>
>>> A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and
>>> paired off in twos for
>>> the day. That night, one of the hunters returned
>>> alone, staggering under
>>> the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?"
>>> the others asked.
>>>
>>> "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of
>>> miles back up the
>>> trail," the successful hunter replied.
>>>
>>> "You left Henry laying out there and carried the
>>> deer back?" they inquired.
>>>
>>> "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no
>>> one is going to
>>> steal Henry!"
>>>
>>>&nbsp ; Louisiana
>>>
>>> A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When the
>>> end of the world
>>> comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why,
>>> he replied he'd
>>> rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in
>>> Louisiana 20 years
>>> later than in the rest of the civilized world.
>>>
>>>
>>> Mississippi
>>>
>>> The young man from Mississippi came running into the
>>> store and said to
>>> his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup
>>> truck from the
>>> parking lot!"
>>>
>>> Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
>>>
>>> The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got
>>> his license number."
>>>
>>> Georgia
>>>
>>> A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on
>>> I-75. The trooper asked,
>>> "Got any I. D.?"
>>>
>>> The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
>>>
>>> North Carolina
>>>
>>> A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off
&gt ;>> on the side of the
>>> road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in
>>> front of the car and
>>> one behind it.
>>>
>>> Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby
>>> studied the scene as he
>>> drove by and was so curious he turned around and
>>> went back. He asked the
>>> fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I
>>> have a flat tire." The
>>> passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
>>>
>>> The man responded, "When you break down they tell
>>> you to put flares in
>>> the front and flares in the back. Hey, it don't
>>> make sense to me neither."
>>>
>>> And this from South Carolina
>>>
&g t;>> "You can say what you want about the South, but I
>>> ain't never heard of
>>> anyone retiring to the North!