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    Drinking Quotes

    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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    "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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    "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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    "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
    When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
    ~ Brian O'Rourke
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may ca use pregnancy.
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    "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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    "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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    To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! ~ Dave Howell
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.


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    hey I resemble some of those!!
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