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    Who's at Work?

    The population of this country is 300 million.
    160 million are retired.
    That leaves 140 million to do the work.
    There are 85 million in school.
    Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
    Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
    Leaving 15 million to do the work.
    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
    Bin-Laden.
    Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
    Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state
    and city governments.
    And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
    Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

    That leaves just two people to do the work.

    You and me.

    And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.

    Nice. Real nice.
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    sorry ya'll.....i'm in school now. maybe one day i'll help out with that work stuff!

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    Yep, WE ALL work hard, so people on welfare can sleep in, and make as many babies as they want on our salary
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    What about people like me who work and go to school?

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    I edited it so it didnt offend anyone, sorry!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
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    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
    Bin-Laden.
    <snip>
    I know that about 2.8m people would argue that this is indeed work
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    Im not going to make any exscuses.............I was caught not doing any work. But Im allowed to I work for the UN/US Govt!!!!!
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