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    This is pretty funny!

    --Go to Google.com


    --Click on Maps.


    --Click on get Directions.


    --From New York, New York


    --To Paris, France.


    --And read direction # 23.
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    Don't forget your snorkle.

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    good one

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    23. Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi
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    Thank god I just got SCUBA certified..otherwise I wouldn't be able to ever visit Paris
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    You also have WAY too much time on your hands....how'd you find that?

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    Only 3,462 miles???? LewisIPSO could make that with his gun belt on!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TacticalII View Post
    You also have WAY too much time on your hands....how'd you find that?
    lol..i copied it from someone's posting from another site.

    and actually with the new baby, my fun time on the internet has pretty much diminished. now my fun time is being with my son.
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    and actually with the new baby, my fun time on the internet has pretty much diminished. now my fun time is being with my son.
    I know the feeling. Just last night I was trying to enjoy a game of poker with my fine LEF friends when my daughter decided to drop a duece in the bath tub. Now that's just good stuff! Much better entertainment watching the wife fish that out

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    Hahaha, I saw this on myspace. Pretty funny!

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