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    Babies...?

    One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that
    her friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother
    replied, "Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?" The
    little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mommy and Daddy take off all
    of their clothes, and the Daddy's thingee sort of stands up, and then
    Mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's
    how you get babies."

    Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and
    said, "Oh, darling, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies.
    That's how you get jewelry."

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    If only my wife liked jewelry I would be fine.
    A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..

    Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
    The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.

    RIP Eric

 

 

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