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04-13-07, 11:47 AM #1Victor N TN Guest
One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that
her friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother
replied, "Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?" The
little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mommy and Daddy take off all
of their clothes, and the Daddy's thingee sort of stands up, and then
Mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's
how you get babies."
Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and
said, "Oh, darling, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies.
That's how you get jewelry."
04-13-07, 02:46 PM #2"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
04-14-07, 08:56 PM #3
If only my wife liked jewelry I would be fine.A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
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