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04-13-07, 10:59 AM #1Victor N TN Guest
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.
To keep tradition going, everyone got extremely drunk and the
bride's and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking
the reception room and generally kicking the living daylights out of
The Police get called in to break up the fight. The following week,
all members of both families appeared in Cavan court.
The fight continues in the courtroom until the Judge finally brings
calm with the use of his gavel, shouting, "Silence in Court!"
The courtroom goes silent and Paddy, the Best Man, stands up and
says, "Judge, I was the Best Man at the wedding and I think I should
explain what happened."
The Judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand.
Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is
traditional at a Cavan wedding that the Best Man gets the first
dance with the bride.
The judge says, "Okay. Continue."
"Well," said Paddy, "After I had finished the first dance, the music
kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after
that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song when -
all of a sudden - the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and
gave the bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs."
Shocked, the judge instantly responded, "God, that must have hurt!"
"Hurt?!" Paddy replies, "He broke three of my fingers!"
04-13-07, 05:41 PM #2GrasshopperVerified LEO
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Hahahahahaha. Nice one.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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