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    The Circus Audition

    The Circus Audition

    A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
    One is a good looking older man in his mid-sixties, and the other is
    a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.

    The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This
    is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you'd better be good
    or you're history. Here's your equipment: chair, whip and a gun. Who
    wants to try out first?"

    The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip
    and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.

    The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. When the
    lion is about half way to her, she throws open her coat revealing
    her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks,
    sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles.
    He continues to lick her entire body for several minutes and then
    rests his head at her feet.

    The circus owner's mouth is agape. "I've never seen a display like
    that in my life!" he exclaims. He then turns to the older man and
    asks, "Can you top that?"

    The older man replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of the
    way."

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