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    Holy SHIT!!!!!

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    Now that's funny.
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    sorry everyone, this is sick, but you know
    its funny.
    i couldnt resist myself to post it on here.
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

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    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    They look like Brad's relatives
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    In the Boom-Boom


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    I should apologize just like K-9Max.

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    you guys are f*cked up on so many levels...
    lol

    umm...

    but these were funny..
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by SARG View Post
    In the Boom-Boom

    sarge.. the fact that you even knew where to find somefin like this is just wrong on so many levels...
    and um...

    guess we all know what you prefer now

    you like a table for your beer huh?
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    ROFLMAO @ SARGE.

    Man, thats terrible,

    where in the , oh never mind, i'm not even going there.

    Thats some crazy sexy shit there.lol
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    Here's a way to kill hours.

    If you ever had some time to kill and wanted to see just how whacked out many of us are.......Check out those free upload sites such as tinypics.com.

    This is where boneheads like myself upload various pictures to post on the Internet.

    You find something truly gross on the forums and punch the quote button..... which will give you the site it was originally unloaded to..... then you can spend hours looking at all the really "strange" stuff that's out there. Be prepared to be amazed at what people are capable of uploading. Hundreds of thousands of pictures including stuff that should be censored.....but isn't. Almost like the neighborhood porn site.

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    If you all would get out and work you would not have time for this shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by narcodog View Post
    If you all would get out and work you would not have time for this shit.
    I see your protest.... but notice you're here as well.

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    Come on narcodog,
    you like it!

    its ok, no one will make fun of you, lol
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    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post


    sarge.. the fact that you even knew where to find somefin like this is just wrong on so many levels...
    and um...

    guess we all know what you prefer now

    you like a table for your beer huh?
    That's a table for not only his beer but several of his friends as well.




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    Here Sarg, sistas
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    This is becoming plain nasty.

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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ok, no more sick pics,
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
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    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

 

 
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