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04-16-07, 08:18 PM #1Victor N TN Guest
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulders and your hand over my mouth
From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even
now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check
from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor
of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line
to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly
swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
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