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    neighbors...

    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
    finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The
    wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs
    downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,
    the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob
    says, "I'll give you $800 to drop your towel." After
    thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and
    stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob
    hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in
    the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the
    bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was
    the next next-door neighbor," she replies. "Great!"
    the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800
    he owes me?"

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    don't you hate when that happens


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    I never trusted Bob.

 

 

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