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04-16-07, 08:44 PM #1Victor N TN Guest
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The
wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs
downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,
the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob
says, "I'll give you $800 to drop your towel." After
thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and
stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob
hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in
the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the
bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was
the next next-door neighbor," she replies. "Great!"
the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800
he owes me?"
04-17-07, 12:00 AM #2
don't you hate when that happens
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
04-17-07, 12:06 AM #3
Nice,YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
04-17-07, 04:32 AM #4Banned
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I never trusted Bob.
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