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04-17-07, 02:31 PM #1
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The Greeter
The Wal-Mart Greeter
An obnoxiously loud, VERY unattractive, snarling woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter (a seasoned elderly gentleman, grey of hair and
with still a little sparkle in his eyes) says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart .... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't twins. The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Are you blind or just stupid? Do you really think they look alike?!"
"No", replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
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04-17-07, 02:40 PM #2
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hahaha. True quote taken from a random NC wal-mart.
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04-17-07, 04:07 PM #3
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04-18-07, 12:18 AM #4
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Hahahaha that was great!
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04-18-07, 12:29 AM #5
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Nice, LMAO
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04-18-07, 01:20 AM #6
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I've seen the same thing in most every store like that, K-Mart, Meijers,grocery stores, etc.. Loud ass Moms yelling at their kids so loud the whole friggen store can hear her. It's like Take a Valium Mom before you shop!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!! Feel sorry for the kids though.
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