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04-17-07, 08:14 PM #1
An oldie but still cute...if you never heard a cajun talk..aaaaayeeee..ya missed sumpin, shar'
Ol boudreaux was out dere on da bayou fishin an went to light up a cigarrette when he realize he aint got his damn lighter. he stood up in his boat, looked around and seen thibideaux way yonder on da bayou. he paddled his way over and asked thibideaux for a lighter. Thibideaux pulled out this long lighter. Boudreaux say "man thibideaux, where u got dat big ol lighter at?" Thibideaux says " Ya see dat barrel ova dere on da land?? well u rub dat an a geenie pops out and grants u a wish. But ya gots ta talk real loud like cuz dat ol geenie hard of hearin." So boudreaux paddles up to da land, rubs the barrel, and sure enough, a geenie pops out and says "i will grant u one wish...what da hell u want?" Boudreaux says " I want a million bucks" geenie said ok.
As Boudreaux paddles back out, the sky gets real dark and a million ducks come flyin down. Boudreaux goes over dere and says "Man Thibideaux, you was right bout dat geenie bein hard of hearin...I axed fa a million bucks and i got a million ducks. " Thibideaux says " yeah man, u think i asked for a 12 inch Bic??"
04-18-07, 12:18 AM #2
Damn that's hard to read...Calm Like A Bomb...
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04-21-07, 03:34 AM #3
Nah... That's not hard to read. If you've at least heard the Dialect, it's all phonetic.
But, then again, I have no issue reading most dialects. *shrug*"Where's your towel Arthur?" -Ford Prefect
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04-21-07, 09:38 AM #4
04-21-07, 10:28 AM #5
Mais, I ain't gots no problem readin' dat, me.
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04-21-07, 11:41 AM #6
Woooo doggie!Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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04-22-07, 11:11 PM #7
An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears.
"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and
another and another, etc..
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, How moch was in dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash."£1,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit,' 'says the Irishman
I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."
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