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    3 words after sex

    3 Words After Sex

    Have a sense of humor and make up any 3 words you can say after sex.
    (try not to use what someone else says...)
    I've provided an example below

    I killed it !?!?
    Light moves faster than sound. That's why some people look intelligent..until they speak.

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    Go home now

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    Fifty dollars, right?

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    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
    - Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America

    Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
    That from the nunnery
    Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
    To war and arms I fly.
    - Lovelace

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    what's that smell?
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    Is that it?
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    Leno still on?
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    Where's my Gun?

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    There's your husband
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    You're kidding right?

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    I've had better...

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    (phone rings)

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    whack whack whack

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    What's that noise?




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    Are you crying?
    "I'm not a coward,
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    My mom's better!!!!
    dulce et decorum est pro patria mori


    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
    Life is to short not to experience Lazy Fed
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    O RLY?? YA RLY NO WAI!!!!

    The incoherent statements given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency or any other person for that matter. They are MY PERSONAL DELUSIONAL FANTASIES and I accept sole responsibility as such as I am either drunk or stressed out of my mind.

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    Your dad's better!




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    I didnt finish

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    The windshield's fogged.




 

 
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