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    Wild Jamaican Sex!

    Wild Jamaican Sex!

    A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the market place looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop.

    From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say,"You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex, Mon ."

    Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being thesex God he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sexfreak?"The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."

    Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes...something his wife hadn't seen in many years!! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

    The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET , Mon!!!
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

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    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

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    And that is when Term started yelling, 'No I don't, MON!'
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    hahaha

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    somebody please rep him for me!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rob84 View Post
    somebody please rep him for me!!!!
    Gotcha covered.
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    ROFLMAO...

    I sent it to a friend who was born in Jamaica


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    But, when youth, the dream, departs
    It takes something from our hearts
    And it never comes again

    "Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts

    The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
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