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    The Miracle of toilet paper!

    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
    husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
    telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
    suggestion.

    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
    toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
    front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

    "How long will this take?" I asked.

    "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

    I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
    between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
    years?"

    Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

    He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
    again. Stupid, stupid man.
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,Ē Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    Too Funny!

 

 

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