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    Keep it a secret!

    A woman goes to her doctor and says that she wants an operation because

    her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the
    operation a secret, as she is embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find
    out. The doctor agrees.

    She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed
    beside her bed.

    Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I
    thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

    "Don't worry," he says. "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me. I

    felt bad because you went through this all by
    yourself. The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the
    operation, and she has had this operation done herself."

    "So who is the third rose from?" asked the woman.


    "Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit.
    He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    sorry, i laughed my ass off, i would just love to see this guy!
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    Crap!

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to k-9max again.
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