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    Wifes night out!!!!!!!!

    Subject: FW: Wife's night out



    Your wife decides to go out with her friends
    drinking and dancing.
    You're okay with it, because you get to watch TV
    You hear her stumble into bed around 4:00 and
    laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover.
    You wake up next morning and go outside to the
    family Volvo, which she used last night.
    You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece.
    You circle the car looking for dents and find none.
    But wait a minute..........



    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    Id say thank god....
    get the fuck out now and let me sleep. pick your shit up tomorrow

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    Cheech Guest
    Or wait ....Id say its ok hunny...You now sleep in that dog house in that picture

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    lol
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    uttttttttttttttttttttt ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...... lol , good one K9 , thanks for the giggle ....
    Cops are sworn to protect your a@@ not kiss it .

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    And everybody wonders why you should always keeoyour vehicle CLEAN...plausible deniability!
    500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.


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    Hey....That was the neighbor! The tit marks are too....well, you know! No comment. LOL
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    "Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."

 

 

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