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04-20-07, 10:14 PM #1
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Wifes night out!!!!!!!!
Subject: FW: Wife's night out
Your wife decides to go out with her friends
drinking and dancing.
You're okay with it, because you get to watch TV
You hear her stumble into bed around 4:00 and
laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover.
You wake up next morning and go outside to the
family Volvo, which she used last night.
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece.
You circle the car looking for dents and find none.
But wait a minute..........
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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04-20-07, 10:24 PM #2Cheech Guest
Id say thank god....
get the fuck out now and let me sleep. pick your shit up tomorrow
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04-20-07, 10:25 PM #3Cheech Guest
Or wait ....Id say its ok hunny...You now sleep in that dog house in that picture
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04-21-07, 12:09 PM #4
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YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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04-21-07, 01:14 PM #5
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uttttttttttttttttttttt ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...... lol , good one K9 , thanks for the giggle ....
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And everybody wonders why you should always keeoyour vehicle CLEAN...plausible deniability!
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04-21-07, 02:46 PM #7
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Hey....That was the neighbor! The tit marks are too....well, you know!
No comment. LOL
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