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    A lady in a hot air balloon...

    [Please forgive the format, it was forwarded to me like this and I'm too lazy to fix it. Funny as hell though... and too true. ]

    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
    > altitude
    > and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you
    >
    > help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't
    > know
    > where I am."
    >
    > The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
    > balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above
    >
    > sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
    > degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
    >
    > She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
    >
    > "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
    >
    > "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
    > correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm
    > still
    > lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
    >
    > The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."
    >
    > "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
    >
    > "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going.
    >
    > You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You
    > made
    > a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve
    > your
    > problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met,
    > but,
    > somehow, now it's my fault.
    >
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton

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    Quote Originally Posted by stokerress View Post
    Haha, True that..
    +1
    We are the thin blue line
    between you
    and all the money in the world.

    And no you can't have any.

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    Last edited by countybear; 04-22-07 at 10:06 AM.

    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
    - Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America

    Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
    That from the nunnery
    Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
    To war and arms I fly.
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    A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
    -Winston Churchill

 

 

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