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    Speaking of Dawgs

    How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb



    GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
    The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

    BORDER COLLIE:
    Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    DACHSHUND:
    You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    ROTTWEILER:
    Make me.

    LAB:
    Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

    TIBETAN TERRIER:
    Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!

    JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:
    I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

    POODLE:
    I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    COCKER SPANIEL:
    Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    DOBERMAN:
    While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

    BOXER:
    Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

    CHIHUAHUA:
    Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

    IRISH WOLFHOUND:
    Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....

    POINTER:
    I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

    GREYHOUND:
    It isn't moving. Who cares?

    AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD:
    First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..

    OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:
    Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

    HOUND DOG:
    ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z

    CATS:
    Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

    ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF...

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    Now thats cute.

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    Fun, thanks.



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    And no you can't have any.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Piggybank Cop View Post
    Fun, thanks.



    glad you enjoyed

 

 

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