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    Victor N TN Guest

    The Plan

    THE PLAN

    In the beginning was the Plan.

    And then came the Assumptions.

    And the Assumptions were without form.

    And so the Plan was without substance.

    And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

    And they spoke amongst themselves, saying:

    "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."

    And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said:

    "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof."

    And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying:

    "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none
    may abide by it."

    And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying:

    "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

    And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying to one another:

    "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very powerful."

    And the Vice Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him:

    "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the
    company, with powerful effects."

    And the President looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.

    And the Plan became Policy.

    This is how Shit happens.

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    And that is exactly how it happens. Seen that happen before.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

 

 

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