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    In The Beginning

    In the beginning, God created Heaven and the Earth. And from this Earth he created Man, and named him Adam. God watched over Adam from heaven and after a while noticed that Adam appeared lonely.
    So God went to Adam and stated, " Adam, I've been watching you and it appears to me that you could use a companion." Adam told God that he was lonely and asked God what he had in mind. God stated that he would give Adam "The most beautiful creature that he had ever seen. He would call this creature woman and she would be his wife." God continued by saying " This Woman will obey your every word, bear your children, cook for you and your family, tend your home and please you in what ever way you desired."
    Adam thought about what God told him for a while and replied "Lord all of this sound so good and it would make me very happy to have this woman with me. I only have one question Lord, what will this woman cost me?"
    God replied to Adam " An arm and a leg."
    Adam pondered for a second then asked "What can I get for a rib?"

    The rest is history.

    Ladies, this is only a joke. Please don't be offended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iso-607 View Post

    The rest is history.

    Ladies, this is only a joke. Please don't be offended.
    HEY! Too late! I'm offended. But it's funny so I'll have to print it out and show it around and anyone who laughs gets hit with the old...
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    lol , ISO .... good one ..... ( no offense taken )
    Cops are sworn to protect your a@@ not kiss it .

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    Wait a minute here, offended? Joke? Sounds right to me. Heck, if I had known I would have given the arm and leg.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Hell then you get married and give up your two most important appendages.

    We are the thin blue line
    between you
    and all the money in the world.

    And no you can't have any.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Piggybank Cop View Post
    Hell then you get married and give up your two most important appendages.

    As all us married men know, your most important appendages after you get married are not the same as the one's before.

 

 

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