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    How Men Think

    A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in
    her
    room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private
    area
    and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she
    touched
    her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small,
    recognizable
    movement.

    They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As
    crazy
    as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring
    her
    out
    of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured that they'd
    close
    the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
    wife's room.

    After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no
    heart

    rate at all. The nurses run back into the room.

    "What happened!?" they cried.

    The husband said, "I'm not sure. Maybe she choked".
    What I say is my opinion, not my employers or that of my academic institution.

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    now that was funny!
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    Sounds like my ex
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    Very good... even though i saw it coming i still laughed my ass off..

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    Nice!
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    great care giver support there.... ...lol

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    Oh man, I thought for sure you were going to post this instead:




    How Men Think:

    http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1.../malebrain.gif -- NSFW, I suppose.

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    I dont get it...


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    500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.


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    "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."

    "Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."


    "Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."

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    Dont feel bad Doc, I dont get it either. I dont see anything wrong with either of the posts. Must be a female thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by foxxymomma50 View Post
    hey easy with the teeth


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


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    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
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    Ahh, but there is no such thing as too much oral sex
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 213th View Post
    Ahh, but there is no such thing as too much oral sex
    You know thats right!!!! LOL!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BabyGirl View Post
    You know thats right!!!! LOL!!!!
    I sure do...do you?
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

 

 

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