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    Blonde in the Everglades

    Blonde in the Everglades



    A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on

    vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in

    the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local

    vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of

    one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe

    I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for

    free!"



    The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you

    go on and give it a try?"



    The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.

    Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same

    young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As

    he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming

    rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim,

    shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were

    7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.



    The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The

    blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.



    Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration, "CRAP ! THIS

    ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"

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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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