Blonde in the Everglades

[Victor N TN]

Blonde in the Everglades



A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on

vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in

the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local

vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of

one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe

I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for

free!"



The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you

go on and give it a try?"



The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same

young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As

he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming

rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim,

shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were

7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.



The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The

blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.



Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration, "CRAP ! THIS

ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"

[gozling]

*pouts*
I resemble that remark
lol

[foxxymomma50]

I saw that one coming!!!

[cntryboy0531]

Lmao