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04-30-07, 01:05 PM #1Victor N TN Guest
Blonde in the Everglades
Blonde in the Everglades
A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on
vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in
the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of
one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe
I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you
go on and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same
young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As
he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming
rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim,
shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were
7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The
blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration, "CRAP ! THIS
ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
04-30-07, 01:45 PM #2
I resemble that remark
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
Found blackberry riots and
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
04-30-07, 09:46 PM #3
I saw that one coming!!!"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."
05-01-07, 02:59 AM #4THE five-ohVerified LEO
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