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    Will I live to be 80

    Some times you just have to ask yourself " Will I live to be 80?"



    I recently chose a new primary care physician.



    After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.



    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"



    He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"



    "No," I replied. "I don't do drugs, either."



    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"



    I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!"



    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, fishing or relaxing on the beach?"



    "No, I don't," I said.



    He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"



    "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."



    Then he looked at me and asked,



    "Then why do you give a sh*t?"

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