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    Political Correctness

    Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading
    America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians
    will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
    You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

    And furthermore...

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED
    AMERICAN."

    2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

    3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED
    DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

    4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a
    "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

    5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY
    REPETITIVE."

    6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST
    PROVIDER."

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a
    "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

    2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

    3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES
    ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

    4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

    5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a
    case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

    6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants
    - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."
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    male number four is my favorite ... that was funny
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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