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    sometimes it pays to be blonde

    sometimes it pays to be blonde

    After Katrina literally "sucked" our windows loose from their frames...



    I replaced all the windows in our house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.

    He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

    Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

    Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.

    There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument

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    I...uhhh. Wow. Mav, can I borrow your wife for a bit?
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
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    Speechless.................... utterly speechless.
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    You related to Gracie Allen?

    We are the thin blue line
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    And no you can't have any.

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    exactly what kind of wife borrowing ar you refering to?? LMAO
    500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Piggybank Cop View Post
    You related to Gracie Allen?




    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDawg3533 View Post
    Speechless.................... utterly speechless.

    +1
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    laughing ... another good one Dapples , i love it ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    I...uhhh. Wow. Mav, can I borrow your wife for a bit?
    Careful what you ask for you might get it, Even though this was humor,I have seen her light into sales/service people before when they were not doing their jobs,AND ,get results.

    Piggy bank cop,I wouldn't say related to Gracie,but at times I WOULD say Gracie reincarnated Now,where is my cigar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    Careful what you ask for you might get it, Even though this was humor,I have seen her light into sales/service people before when they were not doing their jobs,AND ,get results.

    Piggy bank cop,I wouldn't say related to Gracie,but at times I WOULD say Gracie reincarnated Now,where is my cigar.:D
    here you go, Baby

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    Quote Originally Posted by dapples View Post
    here you go, Baby

    Good lord, Mav, she is just as well trained as you bragged she was.

    And Shepards we shall be,
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    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Some of us know how to find the ones that take to the training best... And you have to start EARLY.... None of this deciding that she needs to be trained 5 years after you marry her... You have to start when you're still dating.

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    and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...


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    I am pretty sure Mav is the one that is "trained" in this relationship.....She just lets him think it is her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cidp24a View Post
    I am pretty sure Mav is the one that is "trained" in this relationship.....She just lets him think it is her.
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