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    Got to love the Aussies.

    Three blokes, a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie Engineer are all working together one day, when they come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
    "I will give each of you one wish," says the Genie.

    The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the
    land to be forever fertile in Canada."
    POOOOFF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
    forever fertile for farming.

    Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
    Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
    Americans or Australians can come into our precious state."
    POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

    The Aussie Engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about
    this wall."
    The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5 000 feet high, 500
    feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or
    out; it's virtually impenetrable."

    The Aussie Engineer sits down, cracks a beer, smiles and says

    "Fill it with water."
    Never approach a bull by the front, a horse from behind, or an idiot from any direction.

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    THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! +100,000,000,000,000
    "Where's your towel Arthur?" -Ford Prefect

    "You! On your knees!" -Green Jello

    Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
    and some take delight in the hurley and the bowlin',
    I take delight in the juice of the barley,
    and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...


    "You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of..." Cmdre. Norrington "Ah, but you have heard of me." Capt. Jack Sparrow

    Warning my statements do not reflect the policies, procedures or views of my agency. As a matter of fact, they think I'm just as nuts as you do, so shove it and blow it out of your fart tube.

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    I could handle going diving on the ruins... deep sea diving.
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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q


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    Hell yeah
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    I have been looking for a new pool. Great idea.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Heh heh. I've heard the same joke only with the wall around California.
    "I'm not a coward,
    I've just never been tested
    I'd like to think that if I was,
    I would pass"
    ~Mighty Mighty Bosstones~

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    That was great
    The statements and opinions made here are of Copper51's only. They do not reflect my department or the city I work for.
    So lay off, I'm offduty and spouting off.

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