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01-26-06, 07:50 PM #41Cheech Guest
Thats good. See if I said anything bad to my girl, she would keep me in the bed. She bites. If I piss her off. She bites. I know it sounds weird. But it keeps me to keep my mouth closed.
01-26-06, 09:51 PM #42
How come Mexicans never have cook-outs?
The beans always fall through the grill and land on the charcoal.For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
01-26-06, 09:56 PM #43MountainCop GuestOriginally Posted by Lasvegasog
01-26-06, 10:10 PM #44Cheech Guest
Haha, thats scary. But no
01-26-06, 10:12 PM #45Originally Posted by MountainCop
01-27-06, 01:27 AM #46
I think you mean Whipped .Being the best is not what always counts. What counts is always trying your best.
Remember who you are, and where you came from. That way you never get a big head.
May those that lost their lives in 9-11 RIP, for the things you did not many could do. You left so many behind so that you could save so few. For now we stand strong as one, and will not look back till the fight is done. (me)
The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS only.
01-27-06, 08:59 AM #47MountainCop GuestOriginally Posted by chris2001
'Whap - Whap- THWACK!'
01-27-06, 11:11 AM #48
How many men does it take to change a light bulb in the kitchen?
None. If she wants light, she can open the refrigerator.For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
01-27-06, 04:47 PM #49Cheech GuestOriginally Posted by NVHPD
01-27-06, 05:09 PM #50
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Hey!- Lets go ride our bikes.....How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Hey!- Lets go ride our bikes.....
What is the difference between a dog on the back porch barking and a woman on the front porch bitching? You can let the dog in and it will shut up.
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
What does Micheal Jackson have in common with boys pants?
They both come with pictures of little boys.
What does Neverland Ranch and a boys pants sale at Kmart have in common?
Boys pants are half-off
01-27-06, 05:18 PM #51FishTail Guest
What's the difference between divorce and circumcision?
With divorce you get rid of the entire prick...
01-27-06, 05:22 PM #52
What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is f*cking her
What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
How can you tell a macho woman?
She rolls her own tampons
What's the difference between a woman and a sheep?
The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister
What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?
Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
Why do women call it PMS?
Mad Cow Disease was already taken
What's a mixed feeling?
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car
How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl
What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day anal sex makes your hole weak
Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the
same day in Iraq?
They don't want to wear out the camel
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball
How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time
Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick
01-27-06, 05:30 PM #53
A, Special to Garda is para to olympics!
B, its not rape its surprise sex!Originally Posted by TXCharlie
01-27-06, 05:32 PM #54Cheech GuestOriginally Posted by Garda30055A
01-27-06, 05:42 PM #55
As long as you shout "Surprise" Its fine!
Ok then this one you can substitute the Welsh for many other nations.
C, The Welsh found a new use for sheep, they eat them now.Originally Posted by TXCharlie
01-27-06, 05:55 PM #56
Whenever I see anyone is Irish, I'm reminded of the joke about the Irish soldier that was shot in the shoulder during WWII. He was caught trying to sneak out of the hospital and when he was caught, he said, "You've got to let me get at them Krauts! I think I know which one of the Bastards shot me!"For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
01-27-06, 05:59 PM #57
One more quick one: What's the difference between a Blond and a washing machine?
After you drop your load in a washing machine it doesn't call you every night for the next 2 weeks asking for a committment.
01-29-06, 05:58 AM #58Cheech GuestOriginally Posted by keith758
01-29-06, 01:15 PM #59
What's the deal that I have "Warn, 0%" under my status. If someone is offended by what I've written, let me know.
01-30-06, 11:07 AM #60
How do you know if a man from Tennessee is married?
There's tobacco stains on both sides of his truck.
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