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    Gotta Love Midgets!

    Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.
    After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him .

    The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

    The woman replies, "It's Keith. The midget."
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    I DO LOVE MIDGETS. Okay, its out. I admit it.
    And Shepards we shall be,
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    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
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    Con,

    you been hanging with Beans or what??

    You coming out of the closet to?

    Tell us you love female midgets.
    Last edited by k-9max; 05-10-07 at 09:47 AM.
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    Quote Originally Posted by k-9max View Post
    Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.
    After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him .

    The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

    The woman replies, "It's Keith. The midget."
    I don't know what you're tryng to say? I'm 6'4"!
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    I don't know what you're tryng to say? I'm 6'4"!

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    I tried, but I have to spread some around as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by stokerress View Post
    Somebody give k-9 some points for me, LOL, Says i have to spread it around again lol.
    LOL, you not sharin the love? Give it up!
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    Careful...lol You'll get a reputation that way
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    Bulls love midgets too...


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    Quote Originally Posted by k-9max View Post
    Con,

    you been hanging with Beans or what??

    You coming out of the closet to?

    Tell us you love female midgets.
    Boyo, Reca and I see eye to eye on that one. Men are for women, women are for men.

    But...


    I do love female midgets.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    Boyo, Reca and I see eye to eye on that one. Men are for women, women are for men.

    But...


    I do love female midgets.
    There ya go buddy, have a ball...


























































    Now for the rest of us, let's get out of here before he starts watching the videos...

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    uh. You have videos?
    And Shepards we shall be,
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    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    uh. You have videos?
    Yup, for those who wondered...

    Conalabu is the posterchild for academy sexual deviance classes...


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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    Yup, for those who wondered...

    Conalabu is the posterchild for academy sexual deviance classes...

    Hey, just because I happen to like sit-n-spins does not make me deviant.
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    What do you call a Midget prostitute?















    A little- bitty f**ker!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stokerress View Post
    Somebody give k-9 some points for me, LOL, Says i have to spread it around again lol.
    I just tried for ya...but says I have given too much out in past 24 hours......call me a rep-ho
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just KC View Post
    I just tried for ya...but says I have given too much out in past 24 hours......call me a rep-ho
    LMAO,
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