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05-10-07, 09:15 AM #1
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Gotta Love Midgets!
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him .
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith. The midget."YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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05-10-07, 09:17 AM #2
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I DO LOVE MIDGETS. Okay, its out. I admit it.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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05-10-07, 09:19 AM #3
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Con,
you been hanging with Beans or what??
You coming out of the closet to?
Tell us you love female midgets.Last edited by k-9max; 05-10-07 at 09:47 AM.
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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05-10-07, 09:35 AM #4
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I don't know what you're tryng to say? I'm 6'4"!
Originally Posted by k-9max
For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
Winston Churchill
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05-10-07, 09:52 AM #5
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Originally Posted by keith720
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05-10-07, 10:55 AM #6
Did you press the power button?
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I tried, but I have to spread some around as well
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LOL, you not sharin the love? Give it up! Originally Posted by stokerress
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05-10-07, 11:34 AM #8
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Careful...lol You'll get a reputation that way
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05-10-07, 12:22 PM #9
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Bulls love midgets too...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv6D4sieaHM
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Boyo, Reca and I see eye to eye on that one. Men are for women, women are for men. Originally Posted by k-9max
But...
I do love female midgets.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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05-10-07, 01:49 PM #11
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There ya go buddy, have a ball... Originally Posted by conalabu
Now for the rest of us, let's get out of here before he starts watching the videos...
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05-10-07, 03:39 PM #13
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uh. You have videos?
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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05-10-07, 03:57 PM #14
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Yup, for those who wondered... Originally Posted by conalabu
Conalabu is the posterchild for academy sexual deviance classes...
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
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05-10-07, 07:32 PM #15
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Hey, just because I happen to like sit-n-spins does not make me deviant. Originally Posted by countybear
Yup, for those who wondered...
Conalabu is the posterchild for academy sexual deviance classes...
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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05-10-07, 08:59 PM #16
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What do you call a Midget prostitute?
A little- bitty f**ker!!For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
Winston Churchill
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05-11-07, 12:20 AM #17
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I just tried for ya...but says I have given too much out in past 24 hours......call me a rep-ho Originally Posted by stokerress
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LMAO, Originally Posted by Just KC
I just tried for ya...but says I have given too much out in past 24 hours......call me a rep-hoYEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
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