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    Talking Paris Hilton's Jailhouse Demands

    by Larry Himmel from San Diego News 8

    Paris Hilton's Top Ten Prison Demands

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    05-10-07 at 5:43PM

    Paris Hilton, who is famous for nothing more than being famous, is now felonious. Unless she is pardoned by the governor, beginning June 5, the insipid socialite will spend 45 days in custody for violating terms of her probation. Personally, I will sleep better knowing that Paris is off the streets and really living "The Simple Life." But the heiress would like the penal system to make some accommodations during her incarceration.

    Here now is a list of Paris Hilton's top ten prison demands:

    10. A fitted orange Vera Wang jumpsuit.

    9. Cushy job in the cell block boutique.

    8. Minimum security Prada handbag for her Chihuahua.

    7. Hilton Hotel reward points for every night in the slammer.

    6. Traditional bread and water diet replaced with bread and Cristal.

    5. Press only personalized license plates.

    4. Release to a halfway house on Rodeo Drive.

    3. Share a cell with Lindsay Lohan.

    2. Be known as inmate number 90210.

    1. Time off for bad behavior.
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    Hahahahahaha
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    I don't think I'd want to be the C/O that watches her block. Who knows how many complaints that those officers will have against them. Not to mention how many will be false!
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    hell yeah,
    put me in there with that biotch!!!!!!

    She will love me long time! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by tjpuclik2 View Post
    I don't think I'd want to be the C/O that watches her block. Who knows how many complaints that those officers will have against them. Not to mention how many will be false!
    All of them from that prissy bitch.
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