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    Butch the Rooster

    John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He
    had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and eight or
    ten roosterswhose job it was to fertilize the eggs.Farmer John
    kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot
    and was replaced. That took an awful lot ofhis time, so he bought
    a set of tiny bells and attached them on to his roosters.Each bell
    had a different tone, so that farmer John could tell from a distance
    which rooster wasperforming. Now he could sit on the porch and
    fill out an efficiency report just by listening to the bells.

    The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very
    fine specimen he was. But one particular morning John noticed that
    old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all. John went to investigate. The
    other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
    hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But, to farmer
    John's amazement, Butch held his bell between his beak so it wouldn't
    ring. He'd sneak up ona pullet, do his job, then sneak offto
    the next one. John was so proud of Butch that he entered him in
    the Renfrew county fair, where Butch became an overnight sensation
    amongst the judges. The result...the judges not only awarded Butch
    the No-Bell PiecePrize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise
    as well.

    Clearly Butch was a politician in the making. Who else
    but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted
    awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace
    and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?!
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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    How true, how true!!!
    "An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper


    Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!

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    hilarious!

    gonna pass that ine on... especially to an ex girlfriend who works on sen barbara boxer's staff


    Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)

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    There are balms for all our pain
    But, when youth, the dream, departs
    It takes something from our hearts
    And it never comes again

    "Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts

    The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
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