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05-11-07, 09:43 AM #1
Butch the Rooster
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He
had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and eight or
ten roosterswhose job it was to fertilize the eggs.Farmer John
kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot
and was replaced. That took an awful lot ofhis time, so he bought
a set of tiny bells and attached them on to his roosters.Each bell
had a different tone, so that farmer John could tell from a distance
which rooster wasperforming. Now he could sit on the porch and
fill out an efficiency report just by listening to the bells.
The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very
fine specimen he was. But one particular morning John noticed that
old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all. John went to investigate. The
other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But, to farmer
John's amazement, Butch held his bell between his beak so it wouldn't
ring. He'd sneak up ona pullet, do his job, then sneak offto
the next one. John was so proud of Butch that he entered him in
the Renfrew county fair, where Butch became an overnight sensation
amongst the judges. The result...the judges not only awarded Butch
the No-Bell PiecePrize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise
Clearly Butch was a politician in the making. Who else
but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted
awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace
and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?!Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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05-11-07, 04:36 PM #2
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05-11-07, 05:07 PM #3
How true, how true!!!"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
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05-11-07, 05:11 PM #4
gonna pass that ine on... especially to an ex girlfriend who works on sen barbara boxer's staff
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