In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstratedthat if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we wouldhave absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) bacteria foundin feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer
or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Water = Poop

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drinkwaterand be full of shit.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm
doing it as a public service.
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