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    Talking The Dispatcher Is God!!

    FOR ALL YOU DISPATCHERS!!!!

    THE CHIEF of police leaps tall building in a single
    bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster
    than a speeding bullet, walks on water and gives
    policy to God.

    THE ASSISTANT CHIEF leaps shorter buildings in a
    single bound, is more powerful than a Switch Engine,
    and is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on
    water if it is calm, and talks to God.

    THE CAPTAIN leaps short building with a running start,
    and favorable wind conditions. He is almost as
    powerful as a switch engine and faster than a speeding
    bullet, walks on water of an indoor pool, and talks to
    God if special request is approved.

    THE LIEUTENANT barely clears quonset huts, loses tug
    of war with Locomotives, can fire a speeding bullet,
    swims well and is occasional addressed by God.

    THE SERGEANT makes high marks when trying to leap
    buildings, is ran over by Locomotives and sometimes
    handles a gun without inflicting self injury, can dog
    paddle, and talks to himself.

    THE DETECTIVE runs into buildings, recognizes
    Locomotives two out of three times, is issued
    ammunition, can stay afloat if properly instructed,
    and talks to water.

    THE PATROLMAN falls over door sills when entering
    buildings, says "look at the choo choo", wets himself
    with a water pistol, and can never never ever talk to
    God.

    THE DISPATCHER lifts up buildings and walks under
    them, kicks Locomotives off of the tracks, catches
    speeding bullets in her teeth and chews them, and
    freezes water with a single glance.

    THE DISPATCHER IS GOD!!

    Capt. D. Larimore
    NTISF Gang Unit

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    Oy.
    "If anything worthwhile comes of this tragedy, it should be the realization by every citizen that often the only thing that stands between them and losing everything they hold dear... is the man wearing a badge." -- Ronald Reagan, in the wake of the deaths of 4 CHP troopers in the Newhall Incident, 1970

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    Didnt we already see this thread once,
    i think camero posted it or something.
    oh by the way,
    Dispatchers are not god!, they are human beings that deserve alot more recognition for what they do.
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    Not sure if it was posted before or not, it was sent to me in an e-mail from a friend of mine that is a dispatcher, I thought it was funny so I posted.

    Capt. D. Larimore
    NTISF Gang Unit

 

 

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