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Thread: The Dispatcher Is God!!
05-14-07, 12:23 AM #1
The Dispatcher Is God!!
FOR ALL YOU DISPATCHERS!!!!
THE CHIEF of police leaps tall building in a single
bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster
than a speeding bullet, walks on water and gives
policy to God.
THE ASSISTANT CHIEF leaps shorter buildings in a
single bound, is more powerful than a Switch Engine,
and is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on
water if it is calm, and talks to God.
THE CAPTAIN leaps short building with a running start,
and favorable wind conditions. He is almost as
powerful as a switch engine and faster than a speeding
bullet, walks on water of an indoor pool, and talks to
God if special request is approved.
THE LIEUTENANT barely clears quonset huts, loses tug
of war with Locomotives, can fire a speeding bullet,
swims well and is occasional addressed by God.
THE SERGEANT makes high marks when trying to leap
buildings, is ran over by Locomotives and sometimes
handles a gun without inflicting self injury, can dog
paddle, and talks to himself.
THE DETECTIVE runs into buildings, recognizes
Locomotives two out of three times, is issued
ammunition, can stay afloat if properly instructed,
and talks to water.
THE PATROLMAN falls over door sills when entering
buildings, says "look at the choo choo", wets himself
with a water pistol, and can never never ever talk to
THE DISPATCHER lifts up buildings and walks under
them, kicks Locomotives off of the tracks, catches
speeding bullets in her teeth and chews them, and
freezes water with a single glance.
THE DISPATCHER IS GOD!!
Capt. D. Larimore
NTISF Gang Unit
05-14-07, 12:25 AM #2
Oy."If anything worthwhile comes of this tragedy, it should be the realization by every citizen that often the only thing that stands between them and losing everything they hold dear... is the man wearing a badge." -- Ronald Reagan, in the wake of the deaths of 4 CHP troopers in the Newhall Incident, 1970
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05-14-07, 12:27 AM #3
Didnt we already see this thread once,
i think camero posted it or something.
oh by the way,
Dispatchers are not god!, they are human beings that deserve alot more recognition for what they do.YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
05-14-07, 12:42 AM #4
Not sure if it was posted before or not, it was sent to me in an e-mail from a friend of mine that is a dispatcher, I thought it was funny so I posted.
Capt. D. Larimore
NTISF Gang Unit
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