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05-15-07, 09:21 AM #1
Sorry Folks but I thought this was FUNNY
Disclaimer:The "game" is real, the answers too BUT it was NOT Mav asking OR me answering
A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said,
"I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time".
The wife thought for a few moments, and then said, "Your dick's bigger than your brother's".
05-15-07, 10:19 AM #2
Haha, that's funnyAlpha Phi Sigma Alum - Alpha Delta Chapter
05-15-07, 08:25 PM #3
05-15-07, 11:55 PM #4
Well then... Have fun with the smaller one sweety... I'm poly that means I share as long as I know I'm sharing and approve of the individual I'm sharing with."Where's your towel Arthur?" -Ford Prefect
"You! On your knees!" -Green Jello
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
and some take delight in the hurley and the bowlin',
I take delight in the juice of the barley,
and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...
"You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of..." Cmdre. Norrington "Ah, but you have heard of me." Capt. Jack Sparrow
Warning my statements do not reflect the policies, procedures or views of my agency. As a matter of fact, they think I'm just as nuts as you do, so shove it and blow it out of your fart tube.
05-15-07, 11:59 PM #5
lolYEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
05-16-07, 12:00 AM #6GrasshopperVerified LEO
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I.... geez, Dapples.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
05-17-07, 09:27 AM #7
05-19-07, 12:00 PM #8
Dapples ur a HOOT!!!I feel its ok to burn the flag as long as u wrap yourself in it first.
05-19-07, 07:18 PM #9
05-19-07, 07:23 PM #10"Be Polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
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