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    Sorry Folks but I thought this was FUNNY

    Disclaimer:The "game" is real, the answers too BUT it was NOT Mav asking OR me answering


    A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said,

    "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time".

    The wife thought for a few moments, and then said, "Your dick's bigger than your brother's".



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    Haha, that's funny
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    hehehe

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    Well then... Have fun with the smaller one sweety... I'm poly that means I share as long as I know I'm sharing and approve of the individual I'm sharing with.
    "Where's your towel Arthur?" -Ford Prefect

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    Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
    and some take delight in the hurley and the bowlin',
    I take delight in the juice of the barley,
    and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...


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    lol
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    I.... geez, Dapples.
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    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CelticCop View Post
    Well then... Have fun with the smaller one sweety... I'm poly that means I share as long as I know I'm sharing and approve of the individual I'm sharing with.

    I dont share

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    Dapples ur a HOOT!!!
    I feel its ok to burn the flag as long as u wrap yourself in it first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dapples View Post
    I dont share
    Boy,you tellin me sheesh I look and the cell phone rings

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    Boy,you tellin me sheesh I look and the cell phone rings
    why is it that every time a group of married guys start hanging out and the conversation ends up talking about girls that you banged in high school/college the wife calls. not just one guys wife but all the wives? I hate it when that happens. (they must have radar or something)
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