Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting in a sauna, naked. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. One of the young women pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly.

“That was my pager,” she said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifter her palm to her ear and had a short conversation. When she finished she explained, “That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.

The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. When she returned she had a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows at her.

The older woman finally said. . .






“Well, will you look at that! I’m getting a fax!”