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05-15-07, 02:46 PM #1
High Tech Grandma
Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting in a sauna, naked. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. One of the young women pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly.
“That was my pager,” she said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifter her palm to her ear and had a short conversation. When she finished she explained, “That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. When she returned she had a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows at her.
The older woman finally said. . .
“Well, will you look at that! I’m getting a fax!”"Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill." - My Dad
Nine out of ten voices in my head say, "Pull the trigger."
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