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    A little Groan but cute for Hump Day




    Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.

    When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Asian man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"

    Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

    Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Asian man starts to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!"

    Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.

    The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.

    He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"

    Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

    The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again.

    On opening the door, there is the same little Asian man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!"

    Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

    This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"

    The man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:


    (It's a beauty)





    (wait for it)





    (Get your best Asian accent ready)









    "You not Nissan Main Deala?"

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    quite humorous


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
    President Ronald Reagan



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    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    Good one.

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    thanks

 

 

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