BBQ Rules

[213th]

After months of cold and rainy weather, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of
events are put into motion:



BBQ rules

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables,
makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is
burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE
WOMAN.

More routine....
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,
napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
dishes.

And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

[conalabu]

I friggin wish.

[rob84]

Dude, that would be freakin SWEET!......That's not how it is though, sadly.

[213th]

Yeah no kidding...I have no woman here so I'm forced to do all the steps...well...I eliminate non-essential steps..

[BigDawg]

BigDawg cautiously looks around to make sure noone is watching what he type









Thats the way it is at my house!!!! Cause Im the man and I rule my Castle!!!!! (when she says I can)

[Sapper_132]

That is how it works in mine. Because she don't like they way I prepair the meat.

I'm only allowed to prepair my own meat....
....Wait that doesn't sound right?

[Vendetta]

I remind my women of my native american heritage...................






























Im from the Smackahoe Tribe

[Willowdared]

Yeah no kidding...I have no woman here so I'm forced to do all the steps...well...I eliminate non-essential steps..

Does that mean you eat it straight off the grill, or do you use paper plates?

[213th]

Paper plates

[Lizzy]

A woman can handle the meat just as well and then some.........

[blackcamaro8895]

Have you guys ever heard "The Man Song" by Rodney Carrington????

Ladies and Gentlemen,
The Man Song!

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

I don't take no crap from anybody
[else but you]
I wear the pants around here
[when I finish with your laundry]
Coz I'm a guy you don't wanna fight
[When I say "Jump", you say "Yeah right!"]
I'm the man of this house
[until you get home]

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

What I say goes around here
[right out the window]
and I don't wanna hear a lot of whining
[so I'll shut up]
The sooner you learn who's Boss around here
[The sooner you can give me my orders, dear]
Coz I'm Head-Honcho around here
[but it's all in my head]

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

And I can have sex anytime
[that you want it]
Coz I'm a man who has needs
[but there not that important]
And don't expect any flowers from me
[Coz if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry]
I'm the King of my castle
[when you're not around]

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I wanna
[get in trouble]
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready
[to sleep on the couch]
Coz a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
[And I'm gonna do what you tell me to]
Because I'm Top dog around here
[but I've been neutered]

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

(You the man!)

[blackcamaro8895]

Here ya go

[conalabu]

Hahaha. That was awesome, Blackcamaro.

[mavriktu]

Excuse me for being dense here But why is this in the humor section isn't that the way it is everywhere? You will now excuse me while I run and Hide from Dapples.

[blackcamaro8895]

Question.....how do you get the picture to show up directly in your reply?

[gozling]

sorry but men usually burn everything because they are busy with the ice and beer lol

[Lizzy]

Right on Gozling.

[213th]

Question.....how do you get the picture to show up directly in your reply?

You can host it on photobucket or tinypic and post the IMG code, or you can click on the icon with the mountain on it and enter the URL

[blackcamaro8895]

ok thanks

[blackcamaro8895]