Blind Guy Walks into a Bar........

**Lizzy** · 05-16-07, 06:34 PM

A Blind Man Wanders Into An All Girls Biker Bar By Mistake. He Finds His Way To A Bar Stool And Orders Some Coffee. After Sitting There For A While, He Yells To The Waiter, “hey, You Wanna Hear A Blonde Joke?”

The Bar Immediately Falls Absolutely Silent. In A Very Deep, Husky Voice, The Woman Next To Him Says, “before You Tell That Joke, Sir, I Think It Is Only Fair – Given That You Are Blind—that You Should Know Five Things:

1. The Bartender Is A Blonde Girl With A Baseball Bat.
2. The Bouncer Is A Blonde Girl.
3. I’m A 6 Foot Tall, 175 Lb Blonde Woman With A Black Belt In Karate.
4. The Woman Sitting Next To Me Is Blonde And A Professional Weightlifter.
5. The Lady To Your Right Is Blonde And A Professional Wrestler.

Now, Think About It Seriously, Mister. Do You Still Wanna Tell That Joke?”

The Blind Man Thinks For A Second, Shakes His Head, And Mutters,
“no… Not If I’m Gonna Have To Explain It Five Times.”